HOW TO DEFEN YOURSELF: WITH THE WORD BITCH & JUDGING MEH!

 SO I WOULD SHUT IT OR U JUST MITE GET HIT WEN U TALK SH!T

COMEBACKS: "BEFORE YOU GO & START POINTING FINGERS AT ME MAKE SURE YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN!"

GIRL#1: OMIGOSH! WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE US AND NOT LIKE THEM. 

MEH: IT'S BETTER TO BE HATED FOR WHAT YOU ARE THAN TO BE LOVED FOR WHAT YOU ARE NOT.

GIRL#1: THEN SHE DID...

GIRL#2: YEAH, AND I WAS LIKE NOOOO!!!!

GIRL#3: I KNOW I COULDN'T BELIEVE HER! LOOK! THERE SHE IS.

MEH: "KEEP TALKING SHIT, CUZ YOU'RE MAKING ME FAMOUS!"

"HEY ALL YOU B****** I HAVE SOMETHING 2 SAY:

BIATCH!

I LIVE BY THIS MOTTO: (THE BLACK & WHITE ONE)

 

I'm..........

YUMMAH!

 

Knock knock. who's there? me. me who? the bitch across the street to f*** you up.

OK BE URSELF BUT DON'T TOUCH PPL IN ANY WAY CUZ...YAH!?.

BE ANYTHING U WANNA B & DON'T EVAH B SHY OR EMBARRASSED! OK

Girl 2 Guy Advice:

Best Friends

o.0 Yah we're so weird & funny. I was actually NORMAL  until I met those IDIOTS I call my BEST FRIENDS!!!
People are JEALOUS of us because we act like RETARDS  in public and they STILL LOVE US!!!
Best friends are AWARE of how STUPID you are, but still CHOOSE to be SEEN WITH YOU IN PUBLIC! 
We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious 
we're not annoying, we're just cooler than you
We're not bitches, we just don't like you
& We're not obsessed, we're just BEST FRIENDS!!!